You're Screwed

This guy walks into a bar and sees a girl all alone crying. He walks over to her and asks her why she is crying. She replies "I have never been hugged before." So he gives her a hug and then he leaves.

He comes back a couple of hours later and he sees that the girl is still there and she is still crying. He walks up to here and asks her why she is crying again. She said "Because I've never been kissed before." So he kissed her and then he left.

He came back that night and she was still there and she was still crying. He asked her why she was crying and she said "Because I've never been screwed before."

So he took out on his boat and when they were out on the ocean he took a rope and tied up her hands and feet and threw her off the boat. After this he says "Now you're screwed!"