The Drunk Woman

Two police officers saw an old woman staggering down the street. They
Stopped her and decided she had had far too much to drink, so instead
Of taking her to jail they offered to drive her home. The cops loaded
Her into the police cruiser and one of the officers got in the back
Seat with the drunk woman. As they drove through the streets they
Kept asking the woman where she lived, but all she would say as she
Stroked the officers arm is "You're Passionate." They drove awhile
Longer and asked again, but again the same response as she stroked
His arm: "You're Passionate." The officers were getting a little
Upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman, "Look we have
Driven around this city for two hours and you still haven't told us
Where you live." The drunk lady replied, "I keep trying to tell you,
"You're Passin' It!"