Lisa and Rose decided to rob a bank together.

Lisa plans the robbery and goes over the plan with Rose, in great detail.The robbery begins.Lisa drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Rose, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?""Perfectly," said Rose.Rose goes in the bank while Lisa waits in the getaway car.

One minute passes . .

Two minutes pass . . .

Seven minutes pass and Lisa is really stressing out.Finally, the bank doors burst open!And here comes Rose. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.About the time she gets the safe in the back of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.As the girls are getting away, Lisa says "I thought you understood the plan!"Rose said, "I did. I did exactly what you said!""No, you idiot," said Lisa. "I said tie up the guard and blow the safe!"