GET THEM WHILE THE'RE HOT!!

One day while passing a nursing home, I noticed six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies laying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. "Did you know there are six ladies laying naked on your front lawn?" "Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale."